January 11 - 20, 2007

These are the scripts Joe Benson used on the air at 95.5 KLOS in Los Angeles. They all received final editing by Jan Benson, without whom the task would have been far too daunting. Remember to give credit where credit is due, and enjoy!

January 11, 2007

Venerable blues legend Slim Harpo would have been 83.
Sax player Clarence Clemons (The Big Man) of Springsteen's E Street Band is 65.
Keyboard player Tony Kaye of Yes is 61.

On this day in 1963, the Whiskey-a-Go-Go (the first Rock & Roll club in L.A.) opened on Sunset Boulevard. They claim that the floors have actually been fully cleaned at least twice since then.

On this day in 1964, Bob Dylan's classic "The Times They Are A Changin'" single was released.

On this day in 1967, Jimi Hendrix recorded the song he had written the day after Christmas 1966. In the intervening 17 days, he had changed the lyric from "Jesus Saves" to "Purple Haze."

On this day in 1969, both Led Zeppelin and Jethro Tull released their debut albums in the U.K.

On this day in 1975, Led Zeppelin played "Kashmir" live for the first time during a gig in Rotterdam.

On this day in 1980, The Pretenders released their debut album in the States.

On this day in 2005, Jefferson Airplane drummer Spencer Dryden died of stomach cancer at the age of 66.

This Sunday night at 9 on 95.5 KLOS, OFF THE RECORD with Joe Benson will feature the music of Don Henley and extensive conversation with the singer/drummer/occasional Eagle.

A Low Key Diamond Dave?

The normally outrageous David Lee Roth is staying decidedly low key regarding this week's announcement that Van Halen will be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Instead of some wacky classic "Diamond Dave" quotes, Roth issued a very simple statement that reads, "It is an honor and a privilege to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame." Hmm... do you think it's because VH1's contract with the Hall wasn't renewed. For the past few years, VH1 taped and aired an edited version of the induction several nights later — but now, no mas! Stay tuned!

Stamp Of Approval

Looks like The Beatles have another best seller on their hands — the set of six stamps featuring the Fab Four's album covers was issued Tuesday by Britain's Royal Mail. Demand for the stamps, especially from the United States, Canada and Japan, has been so strong that they are likely to be more popular than any Royal Mail stamps except those related to occasions like royal weddings. A spokeswoman for the Royal Mail said (in a very tony accent), "We chose to celebrate a band as exceptional as The Beatles because of their contribution to the world and that popularity has been demonstrated by the interest this stamp has received across the globe." Here! Here!

GRAMMY Hall Of Fame

The Recording Academy has announced that 44 recordings will be welcomed into the GRAMMY Hall of Fame this year. Among the albums being inducted are "Who's Next" by The Who, "London Calling" by The Clash and "Cheap Thrills" by Big Brother & the Holding Company. Among the singles being recognized are Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love" and Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl."

Selling George & George's Handy Work

The original handwritten lyrics to The Beatles "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" will go on sale Monday in Arizona. The manuscript, penned by George Harrison, is expected to fetch up to $780,000. It includes lines not in the final version of the song, which was first recorded in 1968. The bottom of the page also features the words, "The band leader said he ain't playin' no more."  It's thought to be a reference to the tense atmosphere in The Beatles' studio at the time. Also on sale at the Scottsdale, auction is a new score for the same song written by producer George Martin for the band's "Love" show performed by Cirque du Soleil in Las Vegas.

Saving Ringo's Crib

Beatles drummer Ringo Starr is reportedly happy to hear that his childhood home will be saved. The house was scheduled to be demolished as part of a slum clearance in the area, but now it will be taken apart brick by brick and then saved for later reconstruction at the Museum Of Liverpool, which is expected to open in 2010. The fact that Starr only lived in the tiny Toxteth, Liverpool abode for the first three months of his life hasn't seemed to defer enthusiasm for the project.

Quote Of The Day

It was poet Robert Frost who said, "Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper."

Doing The Meeting Snooze

According to a "New York Post" survey of big time executives and managers, office meetings really do tend to put people to sleep. Here are some highlights of the poll.

5% have colleagues page them out of meetings.

6% have faked illness to skip meetings.

7% play electronic games during meetings.

50% have witnessed at least one person falling asleep in a meeting.

West Coast firms tend to have better meetings than East Coast outfits because there are one-third fewer meetings out West.

One-third of workers believe meetings are a complete waste of time, while two-thirds say they avoid voicing honest criticism because of fear of dismissal.

55% say that one or two bullies dominate their meetings and that no important decisions ever get made.

January 12, 2007

English blues singer Long John Baldry, who gave Rod Stewart and Elton John their first real gigs, would have been 66.

On this day in 1993, Cream surprised even themselves by reforming for the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony. Other inductees that evening included The Doors, Van Morrison and Creedence Clearwater Revival — whose leader, John Fogerty, refused to play with the other two surviving members.

On this day in 1998, The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inducted the Eagles, Fleetwood Mac and Santana, among others. Outside of the first public appearance in years by founding Fleetwood Mac guitarist Peter Green, no drama unfolded.

On this day in 2003, Maurice Gibb of the Bee Gees died in Miami after an emergency surgery. He was 53.

Idolly Courting Macca

Sir Paul McCartney is once again being courted for American Idol. Without a sneer in his voice, Simon Cowell says that everyone involved in the show would love the former Beatle to participate in the series, and the snarky judge believes, "there's a chance this year." Last season Rod Stewart and Barry Manilow took turns coaching the hopefuls as they prepared for performances. The new season of "American Idol" will debut on Fox on January 16th.

Where's Gregg?

If you were wondering where he's been, Gregg Allman has been working on material for both a solo album and a new Allman Brothers album. "I'm just trying to get some pretty outlandish stuff for the Brothers, and get some real serious love songs for my band," says Allman, who is playing a few solo shows this month. The Allman Brothers, meanwhile, will begin their annual residency at New York's Beacon Theatre in March. Aside from the Peakin' At The Beacon shows, Allman says the Brothers are on a hiatus.

P. Jam's (Delayed) Holiday Treat

Pearl Jam's annual holiday single for members of its Ten Club fan organization will feature a pair of classic rock covers: The Who's "Love Reign O'er Me" and Neil Young's "Rockin' in the Free World," recorded live at the Make Poverty History benefit in Melbourne in November with U2's Bono and the Edge guesting. The Who cover song will also appear in the upcoming Adam Sandler/Don Cheadle film "Reign Over Me," which opens March 9th. With typical Pearl Jam timing, the fan club single will hit mailboxes sometime next month.

Sammy Goes Racing (Sort Of)

Sammy Hagar has signed on as the new co-owner of Team KMA Racing. Sammy says, "I've been a car fanatic for as long as I can remember, and I'm really looking forward to being a part of Indy Racing." Of course his Cabo Wabo Tequila brand will be associated with the team throughout the Indy Pro Series season.

Knopfler Returns

Mark Knopfler has begun a month's worth of recording for his next album. The disc will be the follow-up to "All the Roadrunning," his 2005 collaboration with Emmylou Harris. The guitarist has plans to work up material in a London studio with his former Dire Straits bandmate, keyboardist Guy Fletcher, as well as some of his other longtime sidemen. Stay tuned!

Work Station Logic

If a bus station is where a bus stops and a train station is where a train stops, what is supposed to happen at the work station on your desk?

Voice Mail Messages for the New Year

Just another of yer Uncle Joe's timely services!

1. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here, so leave a message.

2. Speak.

3. Hi there. Now, you say something.

4. Hi, I'm not at home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.

5. Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?

6. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

7. Hello, You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their pictures taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.

8. This is not an answering machine. This is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.

9. Hi. I am probably home. I'm avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

10. Hello. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.

January 13, 2007

Producer Chris Thomas, who has worked with Pink Floyd, Pete Townshend as well as The Pretenders, is 60.

Doobie Brothers/Steely Dan sax player Cornelius Bumpus would have been 55.

Guitarist/singer Trevor Rabin of Yes is 52.

On this day in 1968, "Love Me Two Times" by The Doors peaked at #25 and Jimi Hendrix's "Foxey Lady" topped out at #67 on the singles charts as Cream's "Sunshine of Your Love" broke into the Top 40.

On this day in 1973, the song "Living In The Past" by Jethro Tull peaked at #11 on the charts.

On this day in 1973, Eric Clapton performed at the Rainbow Theatre concert organized by his friend Pete Townshend in order to help Clapton shake his heroin addiction. Eric opened his set, and much later ended the show, with "Layla."

On this day in 1978, The Police began recording their debut album "Outlandos d'Amour."

On this day in 1979, "We've Got Tonite" by Bob Seger peaked at #13, and "Bicycle Race/Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen peaked at #24 on the charts.

January 14, 2007

Dave Grohl, Nirvana drummer and head Foo Fighter, is 38.

On this day in 1956, Little Richard entered the pop chart at #26 with "Tutti Frutti." The world of music would never be the same.

On this day in 1963, The Rolling Stones played their first gig with drummer Charlie Watts. London's Flamingo Jazz Club was the place, and Rock & Roll has never been the same.

On this day in 1983, Van Halen's "Jump" entered the chart. The first single from their album "1984," it not only became the band's first #1 single, it spent five weeks on top of the charts!

On this day in 2000, Melissa Etheridge revealed that David Crosby fathered her two children with Julie Cypher. Imagine our surprise!

January 15, 2007

Ronnie Van Zant, the singer and heart of Lynyrd Skynyrd, would have been 57.

On this day in 1967, The Rolling Stones performed on the Ed Sullivan Show and were forced to change the lyrics of "Let's Spend the Night Together" to "Let's Spend Some Time Together." Oh, those were scandalous times!

On this day in 1992, Dee Murray, Elton John's longtime bassist, died of cancer at the age of 55.

On this day in 1994, singer/writer Harry Nilsson died from heart disease at age 52.

RockWalk Inductions

Slash, Ronnie James Dio and Terry Bozzio will be inducted into Hollywood's RockWalk. The ceremony, hosted by KLOS' own Jim Ladd, will take place this Wednesday at 7pm at 7425 Sunset Boulevard. It is free and the public is welcome!

Soto Rocks For The Kids

On a break from his new job of fronting Journey, Jeff Scott Soto and his solo band — guitarist Howie Simon, bassist Gary Schutt and drummer Dave Dzialak — will be performing at Lofflers (8901 Katella Boulevard) Saturday night for a bitchin' NAMM show event. This is the latest installment of the "Fret Fest" that the Fender Guitars Custom shop puts on every year to benefit Kids Rock Free, a very cool children's music education program in Corona. For more information, go here.

Martin Luther King Day

The third Monday of every January is a federal holiday, set aside to celebrate the birth, life and dream of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. It took 15 years to create the holiday, with Michigan Congressman John Conyers first introducing legislation for a commemorative holiday four days after King was assassinated in 1968. After the bill became stalled, petitions signed by six million people endorsing the holiday were submitted to Congress. Finally, Congress passed the holiday legislation in 1983, and it was signed into law by President Ronald Reagan. King's actual birthday is January 15th, but the holiday was created a week later to overcome opposition to the law since the 15th was considered too close to Christmas and New Year's.

All city, county, state and federal offices are closed today. That includes public schools, most banking institutions and all post offices. There will be no mail delivery, but most public transportation and trash pickup will continue as normal.

January 16, 2006

On this day in 1970, John Lennon's London Art gallery exhibit of erotic lithographs, "Bag One," was closed by Scotland Yard and eight prints were confiscated as evidence of pornography. Yes, Yoko was his inspiration, but why did you ask?

On this day in 1980, when the Japanese police found a half pound of marijuana in his baggage at the airport, they threw Paul McCartney into a Tokyo jail for 10 days. Bummer.

On this day in 1982, Journey's song "Open Arms" entered the charts on its way to becoming one of the band's biggest hits.

Plant's Busy

The rumors were true. Robert Plant was prepared to record a new Honeydrippers album in conjunction with the legendary Atlantic Records executive, Ahmet Ertegun. But with Ertegun's death last month, Plant lost the motivation to continue with it. However, the former Led Zeppelin frontman recently worked up some new material with his Strange Sensation band, and he's been recording with Alison Krauss and T-Bone Burnett. "It's amazing. It's otherworldly," Plant says of the Krauss/Burnett project. "I don't really know how to describe it. I don't think I've heard anything like it before. It's just very unique and very strong and very emotive. You'll be incredibly surprised when you hear it." Just hope we don't have to wait too long!

Jovi Recruiting Clapton?

Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora have been working on an album in Nashville for several months now, but they still don't have a finished product. Word is that Jon has recently been spotted hanging with Eric Clapton. Will E.C. accept the invitation to join in for some songwriting? Stay tuned!

Benny Parsons Passes On

Benny Parsons, who charmed television audiences with his folksy demeanor as much as he impressed fans with his ability as a driver, died early today at Carolinas Medical Center in Charlotte following complications from lung disease. He was only 65. Even though he gained fame as the 1973 NASCAR Winston Cup champion and winner of the 1975 Daytona 500, Parsons understood that as a broadcast analyst, it was his job to aim the spotlight away from himself. One of he favorite sayings was, "Everyone can't be stars. Someone has to sit on the sidewalk and clap as they go by. We announcers on TV that talk about sports are simply the people sitting on the sidewalk clapping as the parade goes by. We are no longer the stars. The guys on the racetracks and in football and basketball games — those are the stars." In July, Parsons revealed that he had been diagnosed with lung cancer. Parsons admitted he had been a smoker but had kicked the habit nearly 30 years before. Benny was one of the coolest people I've ever dealt with in racing. Rest in peace.

Quote Of The Day

It was Mark Twain who said, "The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop."

January 17, 2007

Muhammad Ali is 65.
Former Rolling Stones guitarist Mick Taylor is 59.
Legendary KLOS disc jockey Jim Ladd is 37 (more or less).

On this day in 1965, The Rolling Stones recorded "The Last Time" and "Play With Fire" at the R.C.A. Studios in Hollywood.

On this day in 1969, Led Zeppelin released their debut album in America.

On this day in 1994, the 6.7-magnitude Northridge Earthquake jolted Southern California at 4:31am, killing 57 and causing over $40 billion in losses with 89,000 structures destroyed or damaged to the point of requiring extensive repair.

On this day in 1996, David Bowie, The Velvet Underground, Jefferson Airplane and Pink Floyd were among those inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

RockWalk Inductions Tonight!

Slash, Ronnie James Dio and Terry Bozzio will be inducted into Hollywood's RockWalk. The ceremony, hosted by KLOS' own Jim Ladd, will take place tonight at 7pm at 7425 Sunset Boulevard. It is free and the public is welcome — just dress warmly!

Beatles Sell Big

George Harrison's hand-written lyric sheet to The Beatles' "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" sold for close to $300,000 at Monday's Cooper Owen memorabilia auction in Scottsdale, Arizona. Those lyrics, which feature Harrison's handwritten corrections, comprise the earliest known version of the song and contain lines not included in the recorded version featured on the "White Album" in 1968. The reverse of the page features the lyrics to "Hey Jude" in the hand of Beatles road manager Mal Evans. Other collectibles pulling big bucks included a military tunic worn by John Lennon that sold for $350,000 and a set of the Fab Four's custom suits from 1964 that went for approximately $30,000.

Bruce/Bob On Soundtrack

The soundtrack to the upcoming poker-themed flick "Lucky You" will boast a new Bob Dylan song ("Huck's Theme") as well as a Kris Kristofferson original ("They Ain't Got 'Em All") and Bruce Springsteen's "The Fever" and "Lucky Town." The soundtrack is due out on March 6th, 10 days before the movie hits the theaters. As a point of reference, Springsteen's soulful "The Fever" was recorded in 1973 and was frequently played live during the "Darkness on the Edge of Town" tour in 1978. But the studio version was inexplicably omitted from Bruce's 1998 "Tracks" retrospective. After howls of protests, the song was finally issued on "18 Tracks," the single-disc version of the boxed set.

The Cavern Turns 50 (Sort Of)

The Cavern Club, which saw The Beatles play hundreds of gigs between 1961 and 1963, celebrated its 50th anniversary yesterday. In celebration, more than 30 bands performed at the venue and a public art exhibition showing the site of the doorway to the original club was unveiled. The original club was demolished in 1973, and reopened 10 years later, rebuilt with reclaimed bricks from the original venue. Somehow, the smell of stale English ale still permeates the premises — or is that the smell of crass opportunism?

Dylan Buys a Crib

Bob Dylan and his brother have purchased a huge Edwardian mansion in Scotland. Word is that those Zimmerman boys tossed a pretty coin to snatch the Aultmore House near Nethybridge, Ivernesshire in the Cairngorms National Park. The Aultmore House was built at the turn of the 20th century and has views across Abernethy Forest and the 14,671 square mile Cairngorms. It has, in recent years, been available to rent for about $6,000 per night.

Jimi's Statue Unmoved

A statue of Jimi Hendrix located at a museum near the site of England's 1970 Isle of Wight festival will be allowed to stand after permission was finally attained from local authorities. The memorial, which was erected last year, was close to being torn down or moved because the museum's idiotic owners had not filed a zoning application. The statue depicts Hendrix performing at the 1970 event, which was his final gig.

Quote Of The Day

It was comedian Steven Wright who asked, "If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?"

Avuncular Reflection/Things I've Learned

1. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
2. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
3. Deja moo. The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
4. Psychiatrists say that one out of every four people is mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're the one!
5. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
6. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

January 18, 2007

On this day in 1964, The Beatles' breakthrough single, "I Want to Hold Your Hand," was unleashed Stateside.

On this day in 1969, The Beatles' "Yellow Submarine" soundtrack and Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Bayou Country" both entered the American album charts.

On this day in 1973, The Rolling Stones played a benefit concert for the Nicaraguan earthquake victims at the Forum in Los Angeles — a truly legendary performance from a legendary band.

On this day in 1973, Pink Floyd began recording what eventually became their "Dark Side Of The Moon" album at Abbey Road Studios in London with a young engineer named Alan Parsons.

On this day in 1974, with the addition of King Crimson bassist Boz Burrell, Bad Company was officially formed by Free singer Paul Rodgers, Free drummer Simon Kirke and Mott The Hoople guitarist Mick Ralphs. Fame and fortune was right around the corner.

On this day in 1980, The Clash's "London Calling" album was released as "The Wall" by Pink Floyd hit #1 on the charts.

On this day in 1989, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inducted The Rolling Stones, Stevie Wonder, The Temptations and Otis Redding, among others. At the New York dinner, Bruce Springsteen paid tribute to Roy Orbison, who had died about a month earlier, by singing Orbison's classic, "Crying."

This Sunday night at 9 on 95.5 KLOS, OFF THE RECORD with Joe Benson will feature the music of and conversation with Tom Petty.

Elty's 60th

You didn't think he'd turn 60 quietly, did you? On March 25th, Sir Elton John will spend his 60th birthday onstage at New York's Madison Square Garden performing tunes from all eras of his career. For his 60th gig at the Garden, Elty will also be backed by a full choir on a number of songs. As if that weren't going to raise enough money, John has also added more dates to his ongoing residency at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas. His Red Piano performances are now scheduled through May 13th (which leaves just six more months to book for '07).

Neil Finally Lets Loose

The iconic Neil Young will unveil another vintage concert on March 13th. The legendary "Live at Massey Hall" was taped in Toronto on January 19, 1971, but was never officially released. Performing solo, Neil debuted material that wound up on his next studio album, "Harvest." In related news, a Fall release has been confirmed for "Archives Volume I," the vault-clearing project Young has been promising for decades. The collection will be comprised of 8 CDs and two DVDs full of previously unreleased studio and live recordings as well as concert footage and memorabilia. Sounds like several weeks of listening!

A Little ZZ For The Road

ZZ Top is gearing up to hit the road again. The band kicks things off on February 11th at the House Of Blues on Sunset, and will stay out at least through an April 28th show in Laughlin, Nevada. With most of the scheduled 22 shows taking place at Casinos, a round of State Fair appearances will likely take place over the Summer. No word yet on the in-progress new album, so stay tuned!

Even More Live Frampton

An expanded version of Peter Frampton's 1995 "Frampton Comes Alive II" album will be issued on January 30th. The double-CD collection will include 40 minutes of previously unreleased material, including versions of "Show Me the Way" and "Baby, I Love Your Way." Also out that day, a companion DVD of footage from the June 1995 concerts in San Francisco that yielded the "Frampton Comes Alive II" album. Coincidence? I think not!

Quote Of The Day

It was Charles Swindoll who said: "The longer I live the more convinced I become that life is 10 percent what happens to us and 90 percent how we respond to it."

January 19, 2007

Janis Joplin would have been 64.
Rod Evans, the first Deep Purple singer, is 62.
Smooth dancing, swell dressing singer Robert Palmer would have been 58.
Dewey Bunnell of America is 56.
Martha Davis of The Motels is 56.

On this day in 1984, R.E.O. Speedwagon released their second #1 hit single, "Can't Fight This Feeling."

On this day in 1985, Bruce Springsteen's "Born In The U.S.A." peaked at #9 on the singles charts.

On this day in 1998, Carl "Blue Suede Shoes" Perkins died in Nashville at age 65. Although he never received the recognition accorded to Elvis Presley, his guitar-playing and songwriting defined the rockabilly genre and greatly influenced The Beatles.

Stevie Will Play

It's official! Stevie Nicks will participate in Super Bowl 41, performing as part of the pre-game festivities leading up to the football championship. Her appearance is expected to be included in the CBS television coverage of the event from Miami on February 4th. In addition, the Fleetwood Mac singer has also booked a four-night engagement at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas on March 20th, 21st, 23rd and 24th.

Oh That Wacky Nuge

Hours after Texas Governor Rick Perry kicked off his second full term in office, Ted Nugent helped him celebrate at a black-tie gala, but not all the attendees were pleased. Using machine guns as props, the Nuge appeared onstage as the final act of the inaugural ball wearing a cutoff T-shirt emblazoned with the Confederate flag and shouting offensive remarks about non-English speakers. The clothing choice was considered tasteless by some, since Gov. Perry's theme was tolerance. Nugent couldn't be reached for comment because he was hunting animals of one sort or another — non-English speaking animals, we assume.

Macca Writes Some Blues

Word from London is that Paul McCartney is recording material inspired by his failed marriage. While the former Beatle is always writing songs, usually about what's happening in his life, this batch of songs is reportedly "deeply personal" with "direct references to his recent difficulties" One of Macca's new tunes is said to have been penned specifically for Beatrice, his three-year-old daughter with his estranged wife, Heather Mills. The proposed album — targeted for release next year — will be Paulie's follow-up to his critically acclaimed 2005 release, "Chaos And Creation In The Backyard." Let's just hope he doesn't call it "Bitter And Morose In The Backyard."

Soto Rocks For The Kids

On a break from his new job of fronting Journey, Jeff Scott Soto and his solo band — guitarist Howie Simon, bassist Gary Schutt and drummer Dave Dzialak — will be performing at Lofflers (8901 Katella Boulevard) Saturday night for a bitchin' NAMM show event. This is the latest installment of the "Fret Fest" that the Fender Guitars Custom shop puts on every year to benefit Kids Rock Free, a very cool children's music education program in Corona. For more information, go here.

Food for Thought

How are a Texas Tornado and a Tennessee Divorce the same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.

King Of The Dogs

No, it's not another gratuitous Jim Ladd mention. The American Kennel Club says that the Labrador retriever is the most popular dog in the U.S., based on a list of more than 900,000 registered dogs that included 153 different breeds. Here's the Top 10 dogs nationwide:
1. Labrador retriever
2. Yorkshire terrier
3. German shepherd
4. Golden retriever
5. Beagle
6. Dachshund
7. Boxer
8. Poodle
9. Shih Tzu
10. Miniature schnauzer

January 20, 2007

Blues legend Leadbelly (Huddy Ledbetter) would have been 118.
Paul Stanley of KISS (the guitarist with the star on his eye) is 57.

On this day in 1979, the Doobie Brothers released the "What A Fool Believes" single.

On this day in 1982, Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off of a bat during a concert in Des Moines, then was hospitalized and given a series of rabies shots. After undergoing the painful shots, the rocker said he thought the bat was plastic. He actually said something earlier, but no one could understand him.